Got a Cookie Jar...Still Not an Adult...

Well obviously I went out with some Christmas money and got a cookie jar so lets get that out of the way. Here he is in all of his (actually more blue than this) glory. I feel a bit bad every time I take his head off to get something out but that's his job and he takes it seriously! I think I shall call him Carl the cookie owl.

Next on the list is some strange pictures of what has become my post card wall. If you are around me in a room for more than a few minutes you will learn that empty walls bother me to no end, I also have a post card collection so naturally I fused the two. I have gotten more but I have yet to add them but if you send me a post card this is where it goes to live.

This is the actual width of the wall it is a bit weird but what can you do. Also at the bottom is my giraffe/ zebra hybrid he's just awesome. 

My weird decorating doesn't end there because of the 3 upcoming holidays, none of which I am huge on I have decided to combine them. That's right I am in the middle of decorating for valpatricster. Here is a sneak peak of my insanity seeping out into the apartment. 

The start of my tiny table

Eggs Tiny Baby Eggs!

I am pretty sure one of my Ex's moms gave me this frog because she didn't like/ know me... well suck it because i can totally make that shit work!

To answer what must be your first question about this Yes I do have penis salt and pepper shakers. Also yes one says lovely and the other says Amsterdam, because why the hell not people. Y'all need to calm down and just have some fun they go with everything including but not limited to my Valpatricster decorations. You know you like it this will be a trend soon just like my owls. 

Lastly I am sure you are all just full of curiosity and possibly even filled with dreadful worry over the after life of dead bat in a cup. Firstly he is doing fine... thriving even in his afterlife. Since Christmas he has really gotten into the idea of Valpatricster and has really done up his abode. He is currently working on a tiny beer stein but for now here is a peep into his home life. He is clearly living it up. My dad still shakes his head and laughs but I think he is just sad that he didn't keep the bat himself to have weird fun times with. He sometimes lacks the whimsical vision that me and dead bat in a cup clearly have all the time. 

Conclusion I am never gonna be a normal adult... I refuse to give in to normalcy. Me and Dead bat in a cup are just gonna live it up over here on team weird and whimsical. Hope you all have a nice and super weird day! 

BELATED CHRISTMAS SURPRISES!

Surprise! Mid January I got 4 packages! My Aunt sent me an amazon gift card for Christmas so I got some stuff had some minor problems but patched it up super quick so that was a bonus! I always like to show people what they ended up getting me with gift cards, not sure why I just feel I should. So Thanks a millions Aunt Sasa!

I love to read and while I have a kindle I also have a soft spot for actual books so I order used ones from amazon for pretty darn cheap and as long as you get ones labeled good or very good they just have some spine creases, which is fine because I am used to sharing books and this is no different to me. Harry Potter is what got me into reading to begin with, I was an ATROCIOUS reader as a kid and it never came easy. In the end I sat down with the first one and a lot of panic and read it for days until it was done. By the time I got to the last one I read it in a few hours and handed it back to the person who lent it to me. In the time since I have only gotten faster If I have nothing to do in a day I will easily go through a book or two. But I never owned a set of the books so now I am working on it! Also yes I got a water bottle it is hot as hades here in the summer and I had one of these bottles in college and never forgot to take it since it was so RED so I replaced my old one that got lost in a move :( THANKS AGAIN!!

Next was a surprise box from my cousin Jeremy and his wife Sarah who are still stationed in Germany. I was not expecting this but I was super excited because Christmas in Germany means Gluwein mugs! I had asked if they saw a nice one if they wouldn't mind sending it boy did I get a surprise when 6 showed up! Including one that was engraved for me, something I had never seen when there! I love them all!!!

YESSSSSS

SO PRETTY!

Thanks to all of you I love all my presents whether you picked them or not! lol <3